"We were hoping to not finish last because that would have been a bit embarrassing."
Jenna Clarke Two months after leaving the jungle, the footballer formerly known as "Bad Boy Barry Hall" is weeping on TV again.
Michael Idato "We were hoping to not finish last because that would have been a bit embarrassing. Top 10 we thought was going to be amazing. To go top five, we're pumped."
Amy Cooper When you're the four-legged best mate of X Factor host Luke Jacobz, you've got to maximise your talents – and Ollie the jack russell/pug has signed up with the best teacher: celebrity vet Dr Katrina Warren.
Kate Waterhouse DATE WITH KATE / JESSICA MAUBOY
Scott Ellis Now you see them - now you don't.
Sandra Hall Nerds unite in a convoluted attempt to reshape the world's future prospects into a more promising form in this confusing folly of a film.
Craig Mathieson WOMAN IN GOLD
Anne Susskind In Renee Knight's clever psychological thriller, a nasty old man who wears his late wife Nancy's cardigan has produced a book which has itself become an instrument of revenge.